(Note: All pictures were found on google search and can be located on various websites, such as ICanHasCheezburger.com)
Iz always known being a writur wud be hardz . . .
We writurz has good imaginashuns . . .
But we also has teh ADHD . . .
When I gotz oldur, I lookz for job in writing. . .
And gotz a job in teh bookstorez . . .
Den teh plot bunnies strikez . . .
I tryz to write, but teh computer it breaks . . .
Iz says I'm gunna fixes it, but Iz getz distractud . . .
Iz fixes computer, dog says . . .
Iz knoe wut I'm doing, dog says . . .
Stoopid dog, I shud killz him dead. . .
Den Iz brainstorm teh story idea. Vampirez is teh latest craze . . .
As Iz writes teh story, bad habitz formz . . .
When Iz finushed my first draft, Iz send out mah queries . . .
Den teh identity crisis hitz . . .
Iz a cat? . . .
Iz a dog? . . .
Iz a panda? . . .
Iz don't knoe who Iz is anymorz . . .
Den teh ilushins startz . . .
Getz out there, dog says. . .
Meet teh litterarie ashents, dog says . . .
Dog not says some litterarie ashents r shady . . .
Den Iz decide to make ummends to famly for nuglecting dems. . .
Woo! I gotz a litterarie ashent . . .
Now they wantz sum changes . . .
Yay! Mah book getz published . . .
Soon, Iz will hit teh bestsullers listz . . .
And Iz will be biggur den J.K. Meowling . . .
Quick thanks to everyone who stopped by for the blogfest this weekend! For those of you I didn't get around to, I promise to try to make it by today.
To everyone else. Happy Monday!